Sunday, November 8, 2009

Mr. Lemony

No, this has nothing to do with Lemony Snicket! It has just to do with the name "Lemony" though I doubt it's actually a valid name!

Oh Mr. Lemony was a sour old man. Grouching, and pouting, he doesn't as so much
as smile. His long thin lips are always puckered like a sour old lemon, thus his name, Lemony! Poor old Lemony had no family. No woman wanted that sour old man, no orphans wanted that ugly old man. Sad old Mr. Lemony stalked off to his house, "Stupid switch" he grumbled, "Stupid house"
"Stupid T.V."
"Stupid Remote"
"Stupid popcorn"
"Stupid kitchen"
"Stupid Dinner"
"Stupid bed"
"Stupid morning"
"Stupid everything!!!"
And I should say "Stupid Mr. Lemony!"

2 Comments,

Amanda-Lee said...

I love this!!!

you can see him in your mind banging around his "Stupid House"

I love these short pieces of yours!!!

Kirthi said...

thank you amanda! :)