Anne of Green Gables: Is her chatter really madness?

In an e-mail I was writing I came up with this hilarious story that had me laughing the entire time!
I watched A Little Princess again today and she reminded me of Anne from Anne of Green Gables: very chatter-y and talkative.. But not AS much as Anne, my god,

Anne was like, "I think I shall now put my one sentence thoughts out in more detail, more like 5 paagrpah/essay detail to bore my readers/listeners! Yes, I shall do that now! Oh, sir! Would you care to listen to my non-stop talk!?"
"What, oh lord...Oh sorry Anne! I must get going!"
"NO!! I mean, no sir, you can;t! I am dreadfully lonely, I would like to have a companion to keep me busy!"
"Leave me alone! I have ah...dire matters to attend to! Farewell!"
"Come back, sir! COME BACK!" Anne then breaks into a run and chases the poor man.
"HELP! HELP! I've got a mad girl chasing me! HELP!" screams the man, running as far as his little short legs could take him.
Sadly, Anne was skillful and had him tied up with some lace from her dress, cleverly knotted in an impossible knot. "I'm sorry it had to be this way, sir! But you simply wouldn't obey! Now you shall listen to my meaningless gabble for all eternity!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The end.

This all came from one, little thought. I really support making up as you write, the results are amazing!